from
lordhellebore:
1. Put your iPod or playlist on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
(I'm adding bonus Youtube videos or downloads so you all can hear the songs, since some of them are really funny or obscure. Also I'm skipping any repeats.)
Some of these songs may offend, so please use your own judgement!
IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY," YOU SAY?
"
OK2BGay" by
Tomboy.
Man, that's awesome! I love that song. (It does contain men kissing and a metric ton of glitter and feathers-just FYI.)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Tom Cruise Crazy by Jonathan Coulton
Hmm. Well, I'm glad I'm not Tom Cruise crazy, so I guess that fits. I dunno. *shrug*
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
March of the Sinister Ducks by The Sinister Ducks.
Apparently I like a man with a duck phobia. *frowns* What?
(What's even funnier is I kept mistyping "ducks" as "dicks" because the u and i are next to each other.)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Ride Forever-Paul Gross
This is totally me!
"We're gonna ride forever! You can't keep horsemen in a cage. Should the angels call, well it's only then we might pull in the reins."
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"
Scotland's Depraved" by the Tartan Terrors.
"England is prim and proper, Scotland's depraved." That's all I got to say about that. (Little Bo Pete! He used to be a midget wrestler.)
*points to icon*
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Blood On The Dance Floor by Micheal Jackson
Yeah, from my horrible dancing giving everyone eye-bleeds. No, really-I'm the worse dancer ever.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Centerfold by Hayseed Dixie
I need to read less porn!
WHAT IS 2+2?
Remember by Jimi Hendrix (I couldn't find this on Youtube, or the next song)
I don't understand why a meme about song titles includes a math question.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Maggie Thompson by Maria Dunn
Well, Maggie Thompson never gave up. "Well, my name is Maggie Thompson sir; of the terrible crime you must have heard. The murders out on the Roman Line, tell me what's to be done in time?"
My best friend is like that.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Weird by Hanson (Yes, that Hanson. To be honest, I think this (along with Yearbook) is a better song that MMMBop, but what do I know?)
Wow. That's eerily accurate. "When you live in a cookie-cutter world being different is a sin, so you don't stand out, and you don't fit in-weird."
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Drug Weather Report by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie
*frowns* But I don't want to rabbit on all day about the weather-I always wanted to be a lumberjack!
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Go For Soda by Kim Mitchell
That I'm a safe, responsible driver? *headscratch*
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Up On Cripple Creek by The Band
So I'm going to dance to a song that may be about a cheating drunk? Anyone know about old slang? Who would "So I guess I'll call up my big mama, tell her I'll be home again" refer to?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Over The Hills And Far Away by Gary Moore (the Nightwish version is a cover.)
"Here lies a child of the Eighties." It's a neat song with a lot of drive, but I don't really see how it's funeral appropriate.
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
I was on the safety committee at work for a while. *watches* Wow, this video is strange. The lead singer is kind of cute, though. *watches more*
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Mighty Quinn by Manfred Mann
I'm secretly an Inuit hero? Who knew? Not me, that's for sure. It was such a secret I even kept it from myself!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Kingsword by Heather Dale
This is a song about Excalibur, so I guess that means I think my friends are mythical and magic! That's awesome. <3
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce
I have no idea-maybe the worst thing is I could be involved in an epic battle full of fire and have to keep fighting and fighting? I gotta love the song though.
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney
Wow. That's a heck of a way to go.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Thank God I'm A Country Boy by Hampton The Hamster
That I never lived in the country? Or maybe that I didn't go to the Royal Agricultural Winter Fair this year? I don't know what it means. I'm confused.
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Boy Band by The Arrogant Worms (
lyrics)
"Girl, you think I'm the bomb,
But I'm old enough to be dating your mom. And I did.
She wasn't that bad, but you're grounded if you tell your dad
That you like the way we dance, with rock-hard abs and plastic pants.
You give us teddy bears,
And in return we shave our chest hairs. Yeah, we're so manly.
'Cause we're singing in a boy band.
The words are stupid, and the music's bland.
Never see a dime for selling out to the man.
Yeah, we're a boy band."
*laughs a lot*
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
As I Am by Heather Dale
This is a stunningly beautiful song. Heather wrote it to express how King Arthur may have proposed to Gwenivere.
"I offer you a look inside, I offer you that trust.
I need your strength to help me fight the battles that I must.
I need you to remind me of the light we bear within;
That there's more to life than struggles, and the things we seek to win."
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Sex Bomb by Tom Jones and Mousse T (not the whole song, but you get the idea.)
Inconclusive, but it sounds like there will be a lot of "explosions" involved. Oh, Tom Jones, you dirty old man, you. *grins*
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Cameltoe by Fannypack
Aaaauuuuggghhhhh! *runs far, far away*
*giggles*
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Sex On The Beach by T-Spoon
Either I need to party more, or listen to less strange music. :)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
She Ain't Pretty by The Northern Pikes
Contrary to what the title seems to suggest, this is a song about how appearances can be deceiving and that judging someone by their appearance is not a good thing to do. My damaged self-esteem goes "Damn right!"